If I Lived At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...

...I would try to act and talk Presidential, not stupid and vapid. And I'd talk about how to make the world better, not more fearful or intolerant. I'd tell the truth instead of lies. I'd offer ideas on how to fix economies, health care shortages, global warming, public schools, divisive thinking and other stuff that's pretty important, too. I'd show that I have a heart AND a brain. In fact....

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

...I would start a housing program (bear with me on this) for people who are truly down on their luck. Seems that with the price of gas going up, up, up, lots of SUV owners (Expeditions, Suburbans, Hummers, the really really big jobbies) aren't going to be able to afford gasoline, so I'd ask them to do a humanitarian favor and donate the SUVs they intend to sell/trade in to homeless people to live in, at least temporarily. They're certainly roomy enough. Park 'em at the Astrodome, and let people pick their style, color and model year.

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