...I would immediately order all amphibious vehicles now stationed in the DESERTS of Iraq to be returned to Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama on overnight military flights so they could be deployed in New Orleans to rescue people from flooded houses and rooftops. As President, I wouldn't know how to explain the fact that 14 Ohio soldiers were recently blown up in an amphibious vehicle in the middle of the Iraqi desert. The sad, despicable irony of just typing those words is just too much to fathom and impossible to justify.