If I Lived At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...

...I would try to act and talk Presidential, not stupid and vapid. And I'd talk about how to make the world better, not more fearful or intolerant. I'd tell the truth instead of lies. I'd offer ideas on how to fix economies, health care shortages, global warming, public schools, divisive thinking and other stuff that's pretty important, too. I'd show that I have a heart AND a brain. In fact....

Friday, October 07, 2005

...I'd ask people in my administration, or people nominated for Supreme Court judgeships, to limit themselves to one tube of mascara a day. Someone needs to send Harriet Miers to the makeup counter at Macy's.

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