If I Lived At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...

...I would try to act and talk Presidential, not stupid and vapid. And I'd talk about how to make the world better, not more fearful or intolerant. I'd tell the truth instead of lies. I'd offer ideas on how to fix economies, health care shortages, global warming, public schools, divisive thinking and other stuff that's pretty important, too. I'd show that I have a heart AND a brain. In fact....

Sunday, July 01, 2007

...if my vice president said he didn't want to be considered part of the "executive" branch, I'd kick his ass out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue so quickly he wouldn't know what hit him. Then I'd shoot him in the face with quail buckshot.

Dumbasses and arrogant SOBs will NOT be tolerated, ever.

posted by Suemac @ 5:55 PM 1 comments